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The 7-Minute Sub (no, it’s not a sandwich)

When I get a call, the dispatcher gives me a quick-hit low-down on what the caller likes, according to their records: likes big tits, doesn't talk much, likes strap-on. These few words, called "whispers", are priceless. We need them to get started, because getting from zero to "likes to be pissed on", for example, in under 10 minutes is tough. Twenty questions would not be enough, is what I'm saying.

But some whispers are, how shall I say... useless. Not because of the dispatcher, but because of the caller, and because of the inadequacy of words, and the inherent self-centeredness of everyone's sexual world. One whisper I particularly dislike is "wants to be dominated".

Because on a seven-minute call, unless it's part of an ongoing, regular phone relationship, you aren't experiencing domination. You're experiencing someone being loud and stern at you while you get to do exactly and only what you want to do.

The seven-minute sub, if it was a sandwich, would be your delicious choice of any imaginable ingredient in the world, on two slices of grocery-store sourdough, with maybe some mayo. I would be wearing a hairnet and high-heeled boots, and I would hand your sub to you on a plate and yell, "EAT IT!" at random intervals. But you don't mind the noise because it's exactly the sandwich you want. At least the filling is, and that's what people order sandwiches for anyway, isn't it?

The seven-minute sub wants the domme call because he wants to lick my ass or worship my boots and he can't imagine any other way that he would do that without a strong woman being involved.

The seven-minute sub is the ultimate bratty bottom. He doesn't need a safe word, because he can pull out of his bottomness at any time and say, "Actually, I'm not into that..." Or just say "NO!" and hang up, like one person did on me last week.

The seven-minute sub is playing at it. Some might say that all phone-sex subs are playing at it, that there's no way to truly dominate someone over the phone. My experience? Not true. I have several regulars who take everything I dish out and are clearly relishing the feeling of being dominated. I have a particular favorite whom I have told to lick his come off of his leather sofa at the end of the call, and he does it, no question, even though he's already come.

Point is, you can get there in 90 minutes, or even 10. But seven minutes of phone-sex domination is just a scold and a wank. I'll do it for the money, but believe me, the longer you give me to make you a sub, the tastier it's going to be.

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