The More You Know!: Cuckolds and Cream Pie
Today I write of another kink that I knew very little about before joining the lines. It's these guys who fantasize about their wives or girlfriends getting boffed by other, better-hung fellows (or in the case of one of my regulars, a buffed-out dyke with a supersize strap-on).
I'm not going to deal with the 101 of cuckolding, because Dan Savage covers it nicely here and wikipedia goes into great detail also. For myself, after extensive reading of overwrought cuck fic and a couple of afternoons laughing at the bad acting at those interracial hot-wife sites (no links to that, that's what google is for), this is where I'm at:
I'm just not much closer to emotionally comprehending the turn-on. Sure, I had my theories, but the chart is starting to sprawl as my cuck-callers keep adding phrases and scenes and images to the mess: imagining your conservative wife letting loose with some horse-dicked stranger, in a way that she doesn't with you. Smelling that distinct lust-must smell in the conjugal bed. Her getting knocked up and not by you. Being the clean-up boy as your reward (oh, homosex overtones, I never get enough of you). Watching her exit the restaurant with her boyfriend on the eve of your anniversary dinner, leaving you with the tab, defizzed champagne, and a melting tiramisu. A call I took last week made me cry, when one cuckold fantasizer asked me, "what will it feel like when my wife falls in love?"
This stuff is CHARGED. Last night I took a call where the hardest spot of resistance for the caller was when I told him, the husband, that he needed to open the door for my lover and welcome him into the house. He resisted, he was shocked and appalled, but he didn't hang up, which is why I spent some time needling him about it. "Don't you love me? Don't you want to see me happy?" I asked, throwing an extra pout into my voice. "I can't do it," he kept saying. "It's so humiliating."
We ended up arguing for nearly 10 minutes, because here we were, 60 minutes into the call, and we had already imagined him taking the guest bedroom, right next to the master bedroom and hearing me get my brains fucked out. So what was it about opening the door and offering a drink to my lover that was so much harder? "He's been in our bed before, you know." "I know. But I can't just welcome him in like that." In the end, we negotiated--a cream pie in exchange for opening the door and being respectful--but over my head the lightbulb didn't just go on; there were 200 of them flashing all around. Jeezus christ, I thought, all that psychological symbolism is right on. It's like a porno and horror film all mixed together.
Whatever you do, cuckold, (don't) open that door. After that, it's all over but dessert.