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		<title>The phone-sex casting call you&#8217;ll never see</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Supporting actors, extras, and tech crew needed for no-taboo phone sex fantasies. On call around the clock, must be available at moment&#8217;s notice for random sexual acts and fetish work. You will be taking artistic direction from both the director and the male lead; in cases of conflict, male lead&#8217;s decision is considered final. Currently [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Supporting actors, extras, and tech crew needed for no-taboo phone sex fantasies. On call around the clock, must be available at moment&#8217;s notice for random sexual acts and fetish work. You will be taking artistic direction from both the director and the male lead; in cases of conflict, male lead&#8217;s decision is considered final. Currently accepting applications for the following&#8230;</p>
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<li><strong>Big Black Studs.</strong> Pitchers only, able to keep it up for women and men with rapid recovery time. Successful applicants will have double-digit equipment. You will be provided with your own fluffers and clean-up crew, whether you want it or not.</li>
<li><strong>Hot Wives.</strong> Convincingly insatiable, anal experience required, indiscreet to outright flaunting. Must supply own wardrobe of barely street-legal club wear. Bonus if you have or are willing to get a tattoo of a spade on your upper thigh.</li>
<li><strong>Horny Mothers-in-law.</strong> Ages 50 to 65, most body types acceptable, but you will get more work if you have the body of a 30-year-old and the vocabulary of a sailor. Some mother-daughter incest required.</li>
<li><strong>Bi-curious Best Friend. </strong>Pitchers only, any race, ages 30 to 45, well hung (8 inches or over), open WRT porn and beer preferences. Candidates with prep school and/or Boy Scout background encouraged to apply.</li>
<li><strong>Kinky Bi Babes.</strong> Ages 21 to 23, size 0-4, mid-length to long hair only (any color). Acrobatic or contortionist experience recommended, proven multi-orgasmic capacity, shaved pussy preferred. No speaking required.</li>
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<p>Tech crew positions include</p>
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<li>Wardrobe/makeup specialists with open mind for MTF transformations.</li>
<li>Animal wranglers (experience with horses, ponies, dogs)</li>
<li>Riggers for rope suspension work, some CBT and chandelier-swinging.</li>
<li>Lighting tech to maintain rosy glow for incest scenes.</li>
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<p>No testing, no protection, no health insurance, just the satisfaction of joining an imaginary team dedicated to providing the best fucked-up fantasies in the biz.</p>
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