How fragile are your fantasies?
Set it free. There are no fences in here, and it might come back with friends! He told me he had finally done it, what I had mocked him as a chicken-shit about for months. He had gone out and done it,...
View MoreSet it free. There are no fences in here, and it might come back with friends! He told me he had finally done it, what I had mocked him as a chicken-shit about for months. He had gone out and done it,...
View MoreCan I have the A-1 sauce and a side of mother love, please? I give the client whatever they want to set the mood, which is why I sometimes have found myself describing settings where, in fact, I've never been: a dimly...
View MoreSeize the day, and watch out for the needles...
View MoreThe lows make his highs seem even higher. I gave him his nickname only recently: "Rollercoaster Man", so called because his moods can switch from call to call, and because I am trying to expunge ableist language from my vocabulary and "bipolar"...
View MoreA friend of mine messaged me recently, asking if I had ever written a piece about a client dying. She has an escort friend whose client just passed away; this friend was looking for resources and couldn't find any. That surprises me not in the slightest....
View MoreHow much effort do you really want to put into getting that mask off his face? And I'm like, sure, hit me up, I'm not a psychologist, but I sure have opinions. So here's the note, and a clarifying exchange that the...
View MoreNo jokes about limp noodles, please. This caller of mine is moderately infamous by now, simply because his call from six winters ago is the one I dredge up whenever someone asks me, "What's the weirdest call you've ever done?" They're expecting...
View MoreThis is gonna take a bit of cleanup, a-yup...
View MoreDefinitely going to have to fill in some blanks before you visualize a titty-fuck up in there...
View Morevia GIPHY In this edition of Terrible Sex Tips, I'm not presenting you with any problematic sex-position illustrations. Awwww. I know, you wanted them. Everyone wants them. Don't worry, just google "sex position images" and you will have all the awful illustrations that you could ever want to...
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