[caption id="attachment_2742" align="alignleft" width="768"] "This girl wanted to fuck me w/ a carrot, so I said sure, & we microwaved it so it wouldn't be chilly, but then it was just hot and fla...Read More »
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My ex-boyfriend fingered me (I have a vulva) without thoroughly washing his hands after cooking with whole dried jalapeno peppers earlier that day. It was extremely painful and he felt horrible and was very apologetic and put cream on me afterward.
Even though I self-identify as a big fat lesbian... I licked a dick once.Read More »
Why do guys say "I've got protection" & then & look surprised when you've brought your own (allergic to latex)?Read More »
I once blackmailed a university prof (by threatening to out him to his wife) if my friend didn't pass his class.Read More »