TERRIBLE SEX TIPS: “4 Hot Sex Moves That Will Blow His Ever-Lovin’ Mind”
Seriously, though, a begging lover is only attractive to a small percentage of the population...
View MoreSeriously, though, a begging lover is only attractive to a small percentage of the population...
View MoreYou've gotta be able to find your way through _quickly_...
View MoreSO MUCH CHEESE...
View MoreSeize the day, and watch out for the needles...
View MoreButterfly? Like, the iron butterfly that will snap his neck off? More terrible sex positions...
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View Morevia GIPHY In this edition of Terrible Sex Tips, I'm not presenting you with any problematic sex-position illustrations. Awwww. I know, you wanted them. Everyone wants them. Don't worry, just google "sex position images" and you will have all the awful illustrations that you could ever want to...
View MoreI can't lick my lips anymore, this lipstick tastes terrible, god, just come over here already! I think I may have accidentally discovered a nemesis. See, there are certain online channels that routinely offer some pretty fucking awful sex tips, and when...
View MoreThis piece should only have had seven positions. That's what it says in the URL, and at the link you will find that the text-only article has seven items, basically a run-down of the most common positions with all the stupid stereotypical reasons that a...
View MoreI know I asked you to talk dirty, but THAT was a little too far...
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