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ASK A PHONE WHORE: It Came from the Search Terms!

One of my favorite thing to browse in the WordPress dashboard for my site is the search term index, that is, the list of the terms that people plugged into the search engine such that my page came up as part of their search results. I don’t know how they got here, I don’t know what they left with, but some of these terms came in the form of questions, which I will attempt to answer now.

I feel like calling is real

It IS real. That phone is real; did you remember to charge it up? The person on the other end of the line is real, so make sure you’re nice, like you would be to any other real person. The charges on your next credit card statement will definitely be real, so either have a non-joint credit card or use a gift card next time.

Oh, you mean like you feel like it’s a real relationship you’re doing? It’s a relationship, yes, but it’s not something you are going to get to keep long term without paying for it. Sorry to pop your bubble.

Can phone sex make ppl attached?

If we’re talking about unpaid phone sex between lovers, say, because they are in a long-distance relationship, or they are just strongly oriented to aural acts, phone sex is a great way to grow and develop the sex bond between them. But I suspect you mean, can phone sex make ppl, er, people attached beyond what they “should” feel for a stranger on the other end of the line? And the answer is yes, sure.

Sometimes they’re people with the first question above. When you’ve got a skilled phone sex operator, and the chemistry is flowing, and someone is feeling lonely or otherwise not entirely connected with the people who are physically around them, then a good connection with a phone sex operator can totally happen. It is fine to have a good connection with a PSO, as long as you have wrapped your mind around the fact that you’re still paying for it.

(A side note to my colleagues in phone sex, and sex work in particular: it is fine and awesome to have a good connection with a client! Yes, it is business, but it’s better to like your clients than dislike them intensely.)

How can you tell a cocksucker

I’m sure there is a field guide out there on the Internet, with the different types of gay men. But you don’t need that for this question. Just look around. Do you see someone with a cock in their mouth? They are a cocksucker. But that doesn’t mean that they are a gay man! They might be a woman and like cock. They might be genderqueer and like cock. They might be a dude and like cock, but not identify as gay. The only way to tell for sure if someone is a cocksucker is to see them sucking cock. If you’re not a position to see that, then it’s none of your business.

If you are asking this question because you are a dude and like cock, and you don’t know how to let other people know that you want to suck their cock, you really only have two options:

  1. tell them that you want to suck their cock. This can be scary.
  2. Grindr
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