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QUANTIFYING PHONE SEX: an anal infographic

I occasionally draw up graphs and charts and illustrations about my experiences doing phone sex. Something like Indexed, only much cruder, both conceptually and artistically. I had one flowchart already, “All Roads Lead to Ass“, from almost two years ago; I picked up the thread a couple of months ago because I’ve been invited to present at Nerd Nite Austin, an event where apparently Powerpoint is king. At first, I was all, wait, there aren’t really any visuals in phone sex, that’s one of the selling points. Nothing about phone sex goes that easily into a slide presentation.

Then I thought, hey, there are things going on that have defied my understanding for as long as I’ve been doing this job; maybe if I picked out a couple of strong or distinct connections, it might make more sense. At the very least it would give my readers a different sight line into my work.

So, here’s my most recent one. I’ll be pulling the previous ones off of FB from time to time, just to get them over here. Enjoy!

(Oh, and if you are good at laying out this sort of thing, please drop me a line!)

large intestine

 

2 Comments
  • telesex

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    December 2, 2016 at 7:52 am
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    If you rarely get to see your man, then phone sex may become your only way of being intimate with each other.

    December 14, 2016 at 9:17 am
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