When I read this blog post, written by a Facebook friend, I commented, “you inspire me to write my own list!†It felt true in the moment— generally I too am a fan of subverting fashion/appearance expectations—but actually writing it was a long way off....
View MoreDating someone because I've moved countries and haven't been able to make friends, she is literally my life here. Lovely girl but I don't fancy her. On a trip & slept with a longterm crush, mediocre shag but felt so good to have sex with...
View MoreI make no secret of the fact that I am an out and proud queer person, I have always been very attracted to women and I’ve had a pretty equal gender split in my relationships. I met my current boyfriend a few years ago and...
View MoreI wrote this piece years ago, as a way of laughing at how very and predictably single-minded many of my clients were about their phone sex preferences. In pursuing those preferences, their language was oddly specific, but also it was really consistent across demographics: the...
View MoreI have written about the concept of “home†frequently and at length. As a touring artist, I am understandably a little obsessed, while at the same time trying to be chill about it. I’ve tried to be all, you know, I’m tough, I only need...
View More"What are you wearing?" I never had much patience for that standard phone-sex question. Without warning, it is awkward as fuck to provide narrative context for wearing anything around the house other than pajamas, jean skirt and a t-shirt, or just a robe and panties, but...
View MoreMy ex-boyfriend fingered me (I have a vulva) without thoroughly washing his hands after cooking with whole dried jalapeno peppers earlier that day. It was extremely painful and he felt horrible and was very apologetic and put cream on me afterward....
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Why do guys say "I've got protection" & then & look surprised when you've brought your own (allergic to latex)?...
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