I’ve had trans partners who want to call their genitals different names to penis/vulva. Do you have any sexy suggestions?
If there is one thing I’ve learned from eight years of Smut Slam, eight years of phone sex work, eight years of Sidewalk Smut, and a... View More
One interesting potential side effect of exploring polyamory is that it can bring people way down deeper into the question of “what does this relationship mean?” It doesn’t always—some people just don’t want to go that deep—but for people who are trying to pay attention... View More
I’m in the middle of doing and booking and prepping for shows right now, looking ahead for a few months, six months, next summer, okay, what do I have for Edinburgh Fringe 2019 (yes, of course I am thinking about that, I’ve been thinking about... View More
WHEN: 4 hours (3-7pm), Aug 3, 2018. WHERE: Grassmarket, Edinburgh Fringe. OUTPUT: three full-length pieces, including a romantic, gender-fluid, outdoor threesome up against a tree; a passionate fingering in an overheated tent; and a voyeuristic group-sex party on a houseboat with lots of nautical puns.
It has been nearly six months... View More
That sounds both alarming and frustrating to be in your shoes, watching your friend behave in a way that seems counterproductive, if not actually risky. Whether this is happening in a nightclub or a sex club—I can’t tell, and it doesn’t really matter—women and people... View More
Short answer: “Cheering him up” needs to be lower on your list of things to do.
As with many Fuckbucket items, there is no context here, so I’m going to hazard a few educated and/or statistically probable guesses:
This is a straight couple (individual orientations unknown),... View More
I dealt with this issue as a phone sex operator; now I'm dealing with it as a performer and host producing "sexy"-ish events. So I thought I'd lay out my thoughts about how to talk about sex with someone who is a sex(ualized) worker, outside... View More
The best way, goodness. You’re asking someone who has never had sex in an airplane. The closest I’ve come was sex in a train compartment, once in a private compartment, and one time shared, both times awkward in their own ways.
Additionally, the Fuckbucketeer asks about... View More
When people ask this sort of “how do I know if…” question, it usually means one of two things:
you want the thing to be true, e.g. you want to have a fetish, or
you don’t want the thing to be true, that is, you... View More
I posted this Fuckbucket form on Facebook recently, and someone commented that they didn’t understand why the fuss, if the activity was specifically requested. Another person responded with the quote in this post's headline.
Full disclosure: I know both commenters, so I've had or will have... View More