I definitely need more room than this. (Vancouver billet, 2011)
My longest-term lover and his girlfriend have been renting separate rooms in the same house for a couple of years. Now they are moving halfway across the US and renting a home... View More
See the transcript below; this photo is shite, sorry.
WHEN: 1.5 hours (2:30-4:15pm), June 14, 2015. WHERE: Courtyard of Chang Thai, Ludlow, UK. OUTPUT: one tip sheet.
I returned to the scene of last year's oddly successful Smut Stand, even though I knew... View More
I mean, look at that bedhead! I clearly have been having a good time, AND THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE.
A friend of mine told me the other day about the time they were helping to put up some Fringe marketing posters that included my... View More
WHEN: 5.25 hours (2:45-5:30pm and 9-11:30pm), June 6, 2015. WHERE: corner of Gandy and Little Queen streets, Exeter, UK. OUTPUT: 2 full-lengths and one micro (first shift), four micros (second shift), from some rough sex on a picnic table for a young couple moving in... View More
I need to get a few staged shots of me having a shit day out at the typewriter... View More
Just stick with the drink, don't do the damn thing... View More
WHEN: 5.5 hours (6-11:30pm), May 29, 2015. WHERE: the Bell Inn, Bath, UK. OUTPUT: three pieces of microsmut, a custom typing job (see below), one book sale, and three half-pagers, covering everything from a kinda woo-woo gay buttsex scene (very spiritual, I assure you) to... View More
WHEN: 5.5 hours (5:30-11pm), May 28, 2015. WHERE: the Bell Inn, Bath, UK. OUTPUT: six pieces of microsmut and four full-length (e.g. half-page) pieces, covering everything from an improbable simultaneous orgasm (the young man assured me he knew how to reliably do it) to a... View More
And then I'd just stencil my URL across their haunches... View More
This was a beautiful bed, but it's not MY beautiful bed.
I was text-chatting with my Boston daddy yesterday—I get a dedicated chat with him maybe once or twice a month—and he mentioned his new car. He's very proud of it, for... View More