I know that my callers are possibly/probably/definitely lying, depending on what weâ€™re talking about. The more illegal or messy or â€œextremeâ€ their fantasy is, the less likely it is that they are doing it in real life. I have to behave as if I believed... View More
Iâ€™ve been systematically dismantling Terrible Sex Tips for over a year now, flagging, reading, and shredding all kinds of sex and relationship pieces in an effort to really pinpoint why they are crap. This research uniquely qualifies me to speak out about how to become... View More
My surfer dude is one of my few callers who has ever referred to his partner in our conversations, not in a sexual way, but in a â€œhey, this person exists in my life, and sheâ€™s amazing, but I couldnâ€™t tell her the sorts of... View More
The opening to this piece, which was sourced from the web site Latina, suggests that Latino men are less willing to go down on the ladies than white men are. I have not heard this, but I know, from anecdotal and personal experience, that plenty... View More
So many pins and no place to go... View More
When the metal comes out, shit is getting real.
He starts out his calls welcoming me into the gynecologistâ€™s office, his voice so smarmy that it would make me laugh if his words werenâ€™t so well chosen. I mean, heâ€™s almost certainly... View More
Earlier this week I received a friend request on Facebook. When I asked the person how they found meâ€”standard operating procedure for years nowâ€”they said: â€œI found you from a picture on instagram, a friend of mine does a poet for hire busking thing in... View More
On a dumpster. Why have I never thought of this? Oh, because I respect myselfÂ AND my lover too muchÂ to suggest getting my pussy and their mouth/nose right where the rotting garbage fumes are coming out.
Thereâ€™s a particularly gloomyÂ phrase that gets dropped... View More
Hanging out with people in yr jammies, AWWWW YEAHHHH, this is what social media is for. That and dick pics.
Sometimes my experiments in social media donâ€™t work, like last week, when the live-stream icon on FB for iPhone vanished suddenly, and... View More
My company has a name for these kinds of calls: â€œHot & Sexy.â€ Hot & Sexy calls are best defined by what they are not: no force, no gender play, no butt play on him, no foot licking, no homo-eroticism, no overt expressions of dominance... View More