I know that my callers are possibly/probably/definitely lying, depending on what we’re talking about. The more illegal or messy or “extreme” their fantasy is, the less likely it is that they are doing it in real life. I have to behave as if I believed... View More
I’ve been systematically dismantling Terrible Sex Tips for over a year now, flagging, reading, and shredding all kinds of sex and relationship pieces in an effort to really pinpoint why they are crap. This research uniquely qualifies me to speak out about how to become... View More
My surfer dude is one of my few callers who has ever referred to his partner in our conversations, not in a sexual way, but in a “hey, this person exists in my life, and she’s amazing, but I couldn’t tell her the sorts of... View More
The opening to this piece, which was sourced from the web site Latina, suggests that Latino men are less willing to go down on the ladies than white men are. I have not heard this, but I know, from anecdotal and personal experience, that plenty... View More
So many pins and no place to go... View More
When the metal comes out, shit is getting real.
He starts out his calls welcoming me into the gynecologist’s office, his voice so smarmy that it would make me laugh if his words weren’t so well chosen. I mean, he’s almost certainly... View More
Earlier this week I received a friend request on Facebook. When I asked the person how they found me—standard operating procedure for years now—they said: “I found you from a picture on instagram, a friend of mine does a poet for hire busking thing in... View More
On a dumpster. Why have I never thought of this? Oh, because I respect myself AND my lover too much to suggest getting my pussy and their mouth/nose right where the rotting garbage fumes are coming out.
There’s a particularly gloomy phrase that gets dropped... View More
Hanging out with people in yr jammies, AWWWW YEAHHHH, this is what social media is for. That and dick pics.
Sometimes my experiments in social media don’t work, like last week, when the live-stream icon on FB for iPhone vanished suddenly, and... View More
My company has a name for these kinds of calls: “Hot & Sexy.” Hot & Sexy calls are best defined by what they are not: no force, no gender play, no butt play on him, no foot licking, no homo-eroticism, no overt expressions of dominance... View More