WHEN: 4.5 hours (3:30-8pm), July 17, 2015. WHERE: On Thomas Street near Kelvin Street (across from Cane&Grain bar), the Northern Quarter, Manchester, UK. OUTPUT: two pieces of microsmut and two full-length pieces.
I set up too damn early, for starters. The shop fittings store that I... View More
WHEN: 3.5 hours (7-10:30pm), July 16, 2015. WHERE: On Thomas Street near Kelvin Street (across from Cane&Grain bar), the Northern Quarter, Manchester, UK. OUTPUT: two pieces of microsmut, three full-length pieces, and a photo op from a fellow American, a lovely gray-haired lady from New... View More
Obviously, for literal shit your cleaning supplies would be different... View More
Day 27: The rare Blended Orgasm continues to elude me. What am I doing wrong?
I try to be conscious about using "should" in my conversation, e.g. "you should really take better care of yourself…" Sentences like that are deliberately vague about... View More
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"Few performances can make you so consciously unsure of yourself, but Phone Whore does so with heaps of boldness and intelligence."
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I would never put notches in the bedpost, but for a polyurbanist, pins in the map are totally fair game... View More
"Well, I didn't think he'd say YES!"
I haven't been on the Terrible Sex Tip beat for long, but I think I'm starting to pick up some of the signs that something truly terrible is imminent:
numbered lists of anything, especially past double... View More
That's a real customer's finger holding the microsmut in place! (And no, I don't know where his finger has been. But based on what he told me, I can guess... View More
Also, bathtub sex and coke bottles rarely mix well. Do not recommend.
I did not know, when I first started researching and writing about Terrible Sex Tips, how bad it could get. This is clearly a failure of imagination on my part,... View More