I rarely—oh, so rarely—take specific content requests out on the Smut Stand. Usually the requesters are drunk stag dos, looking for something involving a donkey and two dozen green balloons and "a couple of hookers" (their words, not mine), and I am not particularly interested... View More
WHEN: 3 hours (3-6pm), August 17, 2015. WHERE: On Grassmarket, Edinburgh, UK. OUTPUT: five full-length pieces, including one each for a pair of sisters (they didn't witness each other's interviews, but wound up with mostly the same tastes); a cowgirl scene for a short, plump... View More
WHEN: 3.5 hours (2:30-6pm), August 9, 2015. WHERE: On Grassmarket, Edinburgh, UK. OUTPUT: one full-length piece for an older gentleman who thought his girlfriend would fancy it, but had a REALLY hard time articulating what they liked to do. I ended up giving him a... View More
"Phone Whore is a show that is equal parts witty, sexually frank and dripping with cynicism. A thought-provoking and sometimes harrowing journey into the often-silenced and ignored world of sex work and sexual fantasy, the show packs an incredible punch whilst still being able to... View More
Yeah, baby, I invented candles while fucking, too. Hot, huh?
Maybe I'm just cranky from being on tour, or perhaps I am missing a proper good roistering ("she just needs to get laid" is occasionally true), but sexually speaking, I've been inside... View More
Remember, sweetie, they CAN'T SEE YOU. You can blush or roll your eyes AS MUCH AS YOU WANT.
I don't even know where she lives. All I know is that she's in the States and friended me up on Facebook in spring... View More
WHY do I always look constipated while I'm typing? I need to work on that look... View More
"It is a mesmerising performance and it is possible to be so impressed by the technique the truly disturbing subject matter could be overlooked."
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"You can't tell, but both of these buff men are on a platform... View More
WHEN: 6 hours (4-10pm), July 18, 2015. WHERE: On Thomas Street near Kelvin Street (across from Cane&Grain bar), the Northern Quarter, Manchester, UK. OUTPUT: two pieces of microsmut and three full-length pieces, including one soft-core early morning fuck against the dresser and a hardcore camping... View More