Iâ€™ve been a full-time broke-ass artist for nearly 10 years, and yet somehow I never put it together in one sentence: poor people arenâ€™t supposed to enjoy anything. Weâ€™re either arting and starving, or weâ€™re scrambling through three part-time jobs and not arting. If you... View More
what do you get for a woman who has everything? Smut and profound sexual metaphors.
WHEN:Â 5 hours (7:30pm-12:30am), October 10, 2016.Â WHERE:Â In front of Bicycle Michael's, Frenchmen Street, New Orleans.Â OUTPUT:Â one quarter-sheet and four full-length pieces, including a male-submissive bondage session with a mirror... View More
So, I'm this picky millennial type who goes on a million dates but ends up going home alone because for me to like a guy, he has to be smart/cute/ambitious/local/liberal/friendly/clever and I'm beginning to suspect that there may be none of those within a... View More
Sometimes sex tips arenâ€™t uniformly bad. Sometimes they arenâ€™t even that bad at all, except for the title, which manages in just a few words to shift oneâ€™s whole sexual psyche into a state of confusion and inexplicable angst. The title doesn't match the content,... View More
Compersion, in poly terms, is the happiness one experiences watching their partner being happy in love/sex with another person(s). I feel like there must be a parallel concept/word in the performing arts, for when one is genuinely happy watching other artists succeed. What we call... View More
- Iâ€™m leaving in three months,Â I said.
"Forever?" he asked, with some incredulity and maybe anxiety.
"Is everything okay?"
- Yes. I'm just moving to a different country. Not Canada.
- There are some awesome girls here at this company, you know.
- But if you want... View More
While touring nerdfucker this summer, I noticed how much peopleÂ expected autobiography from me. People kept asking, â€œDoes that actually exist?â€ that is, are there people who play chess on other peopleâ€™s backs? Or, â€œDid that really happen?â€ e.g. have I really, somewhere in my colorful... View More
I want to see more information about female dominance in the land of sex tips, not because I want to do it myself, but because I am highly suspicious of the fact that the most promoted sexual dynamicâ€”that is, female submissiveâ€”dovetails so neatly with the... View More
Where are you from?
My shoulders creep up to my ears every time I hear that question, a common conversational gambit. Itâ€™s an opening salvo in most small-talk skirmishes, one that is mostly about figuring out one anotherâ€™s places, oneâ€™s clan, and setting up parameters and... View More
Iâ€™ve said before that good phone-sex clients, in my book, say â€œthank youâ€ at the end of their calls. Bad clients hang up like I'm an automated phone system; good clients say "thank you" or some other kind of acknowledgment that a) I am human... View More