CALL OF THE DAY: wait, why are we talking about this?…
This is not in any way sexy...
View MoreThis is not in any way sexy...
View MoreASK A PHONE WHORE is a semi-regular feature, appearing whenever I get a good question. Anything you want to know about my phone work, ask away! Make sure to read through the archives here to see if I've already addressed your question in a previous...
View MoreThis last Sunday morning was a bad morning. My Boston lover had been in town last week, but I had gotten my period unexpectedly in the middle of it, so all my plans for fuckery and general romantic sleaze—including a long-anticipated threesome—went right out the...
View MorePlease, for the love of God, can I just get one mouthful of this in my face? It had been shaping up to be a really nice weekday brunch: bacon, toast, omelet made with Parmesan cheese and garlicky sautéed veggies left over...
View MoreHow about on the coffee table? "No, it's glass, too." I rarely have a good sense of the caller's location, their surroundings. Bed, chair, in the bathroom leaning over the sink...
View MoreASK A PHONE WHORE is a semi-regular feature, appearing whenever I get a good question. Anything you want to know about my phone work, ask away! Make sure to read through the archives here to see if I've already addressed your question in a previous...
View MoreI bet your dick is getting as hard as the steel toe in a cop's boot, isn't it? "He likes to talk about young girls, and he wants you to tell him that he's a bad man." That's all the dispatcher gave me....
View MoreASK A PHONE WHORE is a semi-regular feature, appearing whenever I get a good question. Anything you want to know about my phone work, ask away! Make sure to read through the archives here to see if I've already addressed your question in a previous...
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