Big fat lesbian
Even though I self-identify as a big fat lesbian...
View MoreEven though I self-identify as a big fat lesbian...
View MoreI once blackmailed a university prof (by threatening to out him to his wife) if my friend didn't pass his class....
View More"no fucking way" is a write-in option (Names used here are neither real names or phone names.) He’s told me before that he wants to do a call with the dispatcher, “Becca,†who is also the owner of the company. There is no...
View MoreIt's like caning, but with soft poly-fibers instead! Scanning sex-tip articles for the problematic ones has taught me one important thing: I pay too much attention to the pictures. The stock photo they use to illustrate this piece makes me think that PILLOW-FIGHTING is...
View MoreCarrying on the fine tradition of squeaky voices, that's me...
View MoreButterfly? Like, the iron butterfly that will snap his neck off? More terrible sex positions...
View MoreYeah, baby, I invented candles while fucking, too. Hot, huh? Maybe I'm just cranky from being on tour, or perhaps I am missing a proper good roistering ("she just needs to get laid" is occasionally true), but sexually speaking, I've been inside...
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