This is a phone sex romance
This is how we ended the call…
“Oh, my god, baby! Sorry, I couldn’t help it! Shit, I couldn’t hold it back anymore!”
– That’s okay, papi, I say, if I had known that you liked the idea of me licking my own butt plug after it comes out, I would have held onto that a little longer.
“Yeah, that was super hot. … So, I wanted to call you before I left. I’m heading out of the country for a few days, hopefully everything will be okay.”
– Oh! Is it family problems?
“No, I’m heading over to North Korea.”
– What?
“Yeah, there’s lots of crazy stuff happening there, it’s a real hot spot, but maybe you don’t read the news much…”
– No, no, I know what’s going over there, I just… I don’t think I knew that you’re in the military. This isn’t Vietnam 35 years ago, but I still get anxious about tense international politics.
“Yeah, that’s why I’m so crazy.” He changes the subject abruptly. “It’s strange to find you on at night.”
– Well, I have rehearsals sometimes, and… you know I travel a lot for performances.
“But I don’t know specifically what you perform.”
– I can’t go into a lot of detail.
“Why not?”
– Because I can’t make it easy for you to find me.
“I’m not one of those guys, I’m not a stalker!”
– You’re in the military, you have ways. We both laugh, then he turns serious.
“No, I know I’m not going to find you. Why would I do that if you don’t want me there? I love what we do together, but I’m not that guy. I know you don’t want me.”
I hesitate. I want to tell him before he goes, give him a belated birthday gift, but I’m not sure he’ll believe me.
– Papi.
“Yes, baby.”
– You know I talk with a lot of guys.
“Of course. You’re really good!”
– Well, I just want to tell you that you’re on my shortlist... He starts laughing. No, really, my shortlist of guys that I feel wistful about. There are only four of you, who I think… who I wish it would be possible. You’re pretty amazing.
“So are you, sweetheart.”
– I think this is as romantic as we get to be. He seriously busts out about that. Papi, will you… will you call me if you don’t end up going to Korea? I’ll want to know.
“Of course I will. I’ll call you as soon as I can.”
– Be careful over there.
“I will, baby.”
This is how we began the call. …
“Baby, we missed my birthday, and you need to make up for it. Tell me what you want to do.”
– Papi, yo quiero tu palo duro, please, papi, please please!
“That’s right. Get down there and show me how much you want it. Put it in your mouth…. there you go. Now I want you to hum ‘Happy Birthday’ with my dick in your mouth.”
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