Short answer: yes. Long answer: strap in, we’re going for a ride. For the sake of accuracy, I should point out that this question posits sexual orientation as being intrinsic ("nature"), by contrasting it with “lifestyle choice” (a conscious decision or choice, something that can be changed,...
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Do I have to identify as bisexual if I enjoy sex with men, but am otherwise totally, totally a lesbian? With a sharpie in your hand, you can be anything you want. It is one of the wonders of the modern age that...
View MoreHow do I get my wife to embrace her innate, wonderful, amazing ability to squirt? (Every time. it's amazing. but she's embarrassed.) There are some things that I do during sex. I don’t even deliberately do them, they are just part of my array of physical...
View MoreThe quandaries of festival sex: HOW DO I GET THIS GLITTER OUT OF MY CERVIX???!!! If you’re having painful penetrative sex post-festival, and you feel pretty sure that extreme intra-vadge glitter is the culprit, I would get thee to a doctor and ask for their opinion....
View MoreDo threesomes live up to the fantasy? Short answer: they can, but often don’t. Long answer: Ooh boy. Without any context or background knowledge—the anonymity of the Fuckbucket being mostly, but not entirely, a blessing—I do not know exactly what threesome fantasy we’re talking about here. Threesome fantasies...
View MoreWatching/being watched? Such a seemingly simple, seemingly binary question to pull out of the Fuckbucket a couple of weeks ago. In the heat of the moment, with fifty people laughing, I went straight for the answer that made the most immediate sense. Watched, of course. I...
View MoreI couldn't post this last Friday, because the UK went slightly sideways after the genital erection, er, general election. It's still sideways, to be honest, but life and sex go on. Let's dig into the Fuckbucket! “Is it okay to invite my friend and her boyfriend...
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“Why do you think people are so scared of fisting?” It is undeniably true that the general public is frightened of fisting. The act of getting one’s whole hand into one’s partner’s ass or vagina is usually one of the top items in the list of...
View More“How many dates before you bring out the strap-on?” Lovely Fuckbucketeer, let me put one thing out there first: surprise strap-ons are never the way to go. Anything penetrative and/or dick-shaped is usually going to be a strongly individual preference or anti-preference, shall we call it....
View MoreWelcome to "From the Fuckbucket," my newest experiment in blog subseries, in which I respond more fully to anonymous questions deposited in the Fuckbucket at Smut Slams. If anyone thinks that Smut Slams are pure, unadulterated filth, just non-stop sexual sewage filling up the room, let me disabuse...
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