CALL OF THE DAY: a conversation with Extreme Top, with counterpoint from my raging inner voice
– Hi, Daddy.
“Hi, baby girl. How are you?”
HOW DO YOU THINK I AM, YOU OBLIVIOUS TOOL? IT’S TURNING INTO 1933 GERMANY OUT THERE, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK….
– Okay, daddy. How are you?
“I’m fine, sweetheart.” <heavy breathing> “Tell me about your tits, when you’re in middle school.”
GOD, AGAIN? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CUP SIZE AND BAND SIZE, YOU FUCKNOODLE? NO OF COURSE YOU DON’T, NONE OF YOU FUCKERS DO.
– Well, Mommy pumps them every night, so they’re up to a 28GG now.
“Oh my god, oh my god.” <heavy breathing> “And how does she like to dress you? She likes to show off your tits, doesn’t she? Tell me. TELL ME.”
FUCKIN’ CHILL YOU ASSHOLE I’M TRYING TO ASSEMBLE A PRE-TEEN SLUT WARDROBE IN MY HEAD UM…
– Yes, um, well, I’ve got a tight tee-shirt…
“It shows your freakishly large nipples, doesn’t it?”
YES OF COURSE IT DOES, BY THE WAY THE SHIRT HAS CHE GUEVARA ON IT, WITH THE EYES RIGHT OVER WHERE MY NIPPLES ARE POKING OUT.
– Oh, yes, daddy, and the fabric rubs against my nipples and gets them all hard even before I get to the school bus stop.
“Everyone can see, can’t they? They can see.” <heavy breathing> “They can see how you’re dripping milk.”
RIGHT <flipping through the Book of Extreme Top Motifs> HERE WE ARE, THE PREGNANT TEENAGE SLUT SCENARIO WITH MILKY BREASTS UPGRADE, THIS PAGE IS ALMOST WORN OUT.
– They can totally see the milk, daddy and they can see my round little belly stretching the t-shirt and sticking out between my shirt and my teeny tiny little mini skirt.
“What else are they gonna see, baby? What are they gonna see when you bend over?”
WELL, I’VE GOT A 50/50 CHANCE…
– They’re gonna see my white panties stretched over my tiny little cunt…
“No, you know what they’re gonna see?”
I DON’T KNOW, YOU JERK, I’M NOT A FUCKING PSYCHIC.
“They’re gonna see that bare naked cunt of yours and that stretched-long clit; Mommy’s been pumping that as well as your tits, hasn’t she?”
NO I’VE BEEN SECRETLY PULLING OFF THE SUCTION CUP AND STICKING IT TO THE WALL AT NIGHT.
– Yes, daddy, mommy’s been pumping my clit. It’s gotten all long, it’s hanging down three inches…
GODDAMMIT, YOU FUCKING SIZE QUEEN. <eye roll>
– Five inches, daddy.
“Mommy’s made a little clit-dick out of it for you, hasn’t she?” <heavy breathing> “Your girlfriends can’t get enough of it, can they? They want you to fuck them because they want to try sex, but they don’t want to get pregnant…
BECAUSE IN YOUR ACTUAL REAL WORLD, YOU PROUD TRUMP VOTER, GIRLS WHO WANT TO TRY SEX AND DON’T WANT TO GET PREGNANT ARE FUCKED, AND YOU’RE SO TURNED ON THAT YOU’RE THINKING WITH YOUR DICK, ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS DEFAULT AND YOU RESORT TO WHAT YOU KNOW, WHICH IS ANYTHING THAT TURNS YOU ON TRUMPS ANYTHING REMOTELY RELATED TO REALITY GODDAMMIT I SAID THE T-WORD
– I know, Daddy. Which girlfriend should I have suck my clit-dick?
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