Any woman–doesn’t matter which one—will be that much wetter, hornier, jump-your-bones-ier if you say one of these things. A cringe-y number of sex tip articles have this sort of premise at their foundation. In fact, let’s just name it right now: this is the Vending...
View MoreThis week, I bring us back around to a particular kind of Terrible Sex Tips: the Reaching-For-It, which is not nearly as sexy as it sounds. A Reaching-For-It piece lays out some positions that are surplus to requirements. It attempts to eroticize a location or...
View MoreCosmo is aspirational living, from the fashion to the sex tips, and nowhere are you going to see it more than in this piece, about how to “christen” every room in your house. HOUSE. Not a flat, not a cramped condo, not a house that you’re...
View MoreThe frequent stimulation of the throat and experiencing these [throat] orgasms can lead to a better connection with your intuition and feminine wisdom, a deeper expression of your needs, creative and artistic abilities, and your higher potential. When we regularly deep-throat our partners’ dicks, WE...
View MoreSometimes I have no quibble with the actual sex tips in an article. I just can’t stand the delivery. Like this business: I am an aficionado of the kiss. No other act is so simple and so intimate. The light suction, the flick of the...
View MoreAs a self-identified slut and sex-aware writer/performer, I have to take a step back and acknowledge that there are sometimes down-sides to the sex-positive movement, at least the stuff that gets mainstreamed. One of the down-sides is: You’re supposed to want sex all the time,...
View MoreThis article is clearly written for readers in the US, where between 50-80 percent of American-born sex-having-aged men were circumcised as babies. In this foreskin-less land, straight women are apparently going to be too shocked by the turtleneck on a half-erect dick to even know...
View MoreI got a note recently from an author of a post that I took apart for a Terrible Sex Tip post, the one about “reawakening your inner divine sexy goddess.” The author was really hurt about my critique, which covered, among other things, the non-specificity...
View MoreDISCLAIMER: One of my main issues with religion or spirituality or those two years where I was getting friendly with tarot cards is that I always wanted that shit to be practical, to manifest some shit seriously fast. And I wanted the process to be...
View MoreKitchens are sexy as fuck, but only if you’re observing all the safety rules and laws of physics! Let’s get some real talk up in this joint, a recent piece from Cosmo. It starts out agreeably enough: Spicy, hot, cooking puns aside, kitchens are sexy...
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