Biting my knuckles to get through the day…
A few nights ago I was prepping for the last stretch in a busy day. Rehearsal and line read-throughs for nerdfucker had taken precedence, as well they should, it’s MY NEXT SHOW....
View MoreA few nights ago I was prepping for the last stretch in a busy day. Rehearsal and line read-throughs for nerdfucker had taken precedence, as well they should, it’s MY NEXT SHOW....
View Moreit's less an actual bucket, and more a state of mind. What is a Smut Slam, and how does it work? Simply put, it’s a community storytelling open-mic featuring real-life first-person sex stories. We draw out storytellers one slip at a time, as the...
View MoreDon't brace yourself against the wall for a paddlin'? That's another paddlin'. I can’t resist, y’all. It’s just too damn easy. When the subhead for a sex tips article floats up on Facebook saying ORGASMS GUARANTEED, only two things are guaranteed (and...
View Moremost shop windows will not put this up. #thingsidontneedtoverify This article came up last year, in the middle of my UK tour. I remembered it this week because it’s still timely and relevant and… WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF. I I...
View Morenerdfucker, by Cameryn Moore. Photo by Tristan Brand Yesterday my director Tanner and I sat down to select the marketing image for nerdfucker. (This is my new play, which I'll start touring this year in Canada.) I’ve been holding onto these nerdfucker shots...
View MoreSome Terrible Sex Tips cry out for methodical de(con)struction. Others beg for a manifesto in reponse, about the shitty politics or the egregious trend-seeking. And then there are those sex tip articles that deserve the silliest parody I can whip up. This here is one...
View MoreThe view from my Phone Whore chair at the Brixton kitchen show. There is simply NO ROOM for the fourth wall. Hell, there's barely room for the two actual walls and the refrigerator! Anyone who comes to one of my bar shows—Smut...
View MoreTurning the sound off DOESN'T HELP. … politics get loud and increasingly well-armed, and countries turn away refugees, and we still have nuclear bombs, and black lives don’t matter enough, and the rich get richer, and the poor vote for candidates who...
View MoreAll the options are seriously neck-to-neck right now, with uncomfortable seats. A friend of mine made the diagnosis today, as I was describing a recent phone session in which I ended up lecturing one of my regulars about his trans-fetishizing bullshit. He...
View MoreYou've gotta be able to find your way through _quickly_...
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