Remember, sweetie, they CAN'T SEE YOU. You can blush or roll your eyes AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. I don't even know where she lives. All I know is that she's in the States and friended me up on Facebook in spring...
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Obviously, for literal shit your cleaning supplies would be different...
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I would never put notches in the bedpost, but for a polyurbanist, pins in the map are totally fair game...
View MoreI definitely need more room than this. (Vancouver billet, 2011) My longest-term lover and his girlfriend have been renting separate rooms in the same house for a couple of years. Now they are moving halfway across the US and renting a home...
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I mean, look at that bedhead! I clearly have been having a good time, AND THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE. A friend of mine told me the other day about the time they were helping to put up some Fringe marketing posters that included my...
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And then I'd just stencil my URL across their haunches...
View MoreThis was a beautiful bed, but it's not MY beautiful bed. I was text-chatting with my Boston daddy yesterday—I get a dedicated chat with him maybe once or twice a month—and he mentioned his new car. He's very proud of it, for...
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He approached me from a high bar stool, far stage left, behind the speakers. I hadn't seen him before the show, because I was too wound up. (Why didn't I do just one more run-through that day? Gah, LINE ANGST.) During my set, which was...
View MoreOh, my god. Last weekend. So much grunting and sweating and shifting and thrusting. And that was just moving my baggage around! I've got two more signs to attach to a pair of ropes and sling over the top like a pair...
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