WHEN: 3 hours (7:30-10:30pm), August 16, 2016. WHERE: Next to The Next Act bar, near Edmonton Fringe, Edmonton. OUTPUT: three full-length pieces, including a hardcore prelude to a pegging and a soft- to medium-core campsite cuddle about to become some cowgirl action against a fallen tree. I had been scouting the...
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This is a picture of someone who knows exactly where she keeps her precious supply of fucks, and how many she has to give. I was thinking about doing this year-end round-up, but dreaded having to sift through the stats. Then Wordpress...
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Submissive? Seated comfortably? Or COILED AND WAITING TO POUNCE ON YOUR SEXUAL INSECURITIES?(Sidewalk Smut in Brick Lane, London. Photo by Daniel Wood.) So I got a note from a Facebook acquaintance a few days ago: Weird observation: all your smut stand pics are...
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Does this look like someone who GIVES A SHIT THAT YOU KNOW THAT I'M FAT? WHEN: 4.5 hours (8:45pm-1:15am), Oct 28, 2015. WHERE: Frenchmen Street (in front of Bicycle Michael's), New Orleans. OUTPUT: one microsmut and five full-length pieces, including a really...
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This may be one of those Mystery Spots. Things happen here. Friday, Oct 16, 2015. I was sitting outside my normal Sidewalk Smut haunt—Bicycle Michael, on Frenchmen Street—with the usual cast of characters: three writer types, the bum with one leg and...
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Isn't anal sex wonderful? My butthole is STILL buzzing from last night! WHEN: 4.5 hours (7:45pm-12:15am), Oct 13, 2015. WHERE: Frenchmen Street (in front of Bicycle Michael's), New Orleans. OUTPUT: four full-length pieces, including an unexpectedly kinky lesbian wake-up vignette and a...
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Here, honey! This nice young man is for YOU. WHEN: 4.75 hours (7:45pm-12:30am), Oct 6, 2015. WHERE: Frenchmen Street (in front of Bicycle Michael's), New Orleans. OUTPUT: four full-length pieces, including a medium-core hiking vignette; a rare MMF threesome in a sex...
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Getting set up on Grassmarket in Edinburgh. Photo by Marc Seestaedt. I saw an article the other day, about a guy with a typewriter who sets up at a couple of different places in New York State and writes short stories for...
View MoreI don't look quite this put together on the Smut Stand, not when it's approaching 30 degrees Celsius out there...
View MoreWHEN: 3 hours (2:45-5:45pm), August 22, 2015. WHERE: In Cowgate, Edinburgh, UK. OUTPUT: four full-length pieces, including some outdoor pussy-eating for a fiery Fringe fling, a rough fuck over the back of a sofa (with a blow-job to clean up the resultant mess), and a...
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