He is a recent acquisition, both in terms of the company (the caller ID numbers are assigned in chronological order, from their first call) and in terms of him finding me. I think the first time I talked with him was this past winter. He...
View MoreThis last Sunday morning was a bad morning. My Boston lover had been in town last week, but I had gotten my period unexpectedly in the middle of it, so all my plans for fuckery and general romantic sleaze—including a long-anticipated threesome—went right out the...
View MoreWhen I don’t like a caller, I will start the timer as soon as they say hello. And I am watching that clock the whole time There are a few callers whose required audio feedback is so primitive that I actually can quickly check Facebook...
View More“He likes to talk about young girls, and he wants you to tell him that he’s a bad man.” That’s all the dispatcher gave me. The first part I understand; I get pedo calls all the time. The second part I… I’ve never had a...
View MoreMy director showed me the first draft of the Phone Whore screenplay this week. Since I know nothing about exterior shots and zooms and cuts, we decided that the best way to adapt the original script is to have him get in and make the...
View MoreI’ve talked about him before; he loves him some BigBlackCock (TM) (aka BBC), and actually inspired the locker-room gang bang in my play Phone Whore. Sometimes he calls me from home, where we are able to browse the same Xhamster videos together (where the fuck...
View MoreHe’s an ass man, a bit of a chubby chaser, dominant but gentle, mmm… yeah, I’ll admit it: he’s one of the few callers I think wistfully about from time to time. He’s fun, too, in unusual ways. For example, he likes to celebrate holidays....
View MoreHe was the second in a row of two new-to-me callers. New callers are good, from a micro-marketing point of view, because for me—and I don’t know how this is true across the industry or even in my company—but for me, real regulars, who a)...
View MoreA seven-minute request, I dug out the card… “tickling” was all it said. I turned it over. My god. The last time I talked to this guy was in May of 2010. MAY OF 2010. Over a year and a half previously. Did he really...
View MoreWhenever I go on tour and become less available, he will forget me, but when I’m on call a lot, he’s definitely a regular. His voice is mild, very low-affect, even when he’s turned on. He likes to bring me in with him and his...
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