â€œHow many dates before you bring out the strap-on?â€
Lovely Fuckbucketeer, let me put one thing out there first: surprise strap-ons are never the way to go. Anything penetrative and/or dick-shaped is usually going to be a strongly individual preference or anti-preference, shall we call it.... View More
I feel humiliated just looking at this thing.
Every now and then I like to look down at the stats page here and check out the search terms. In other words, how are people finding me via the Internet?
Most people find this... View More
Iâ€™m not ever going to go into details of a virtual blow job on this blog. Itâ€™s been done elsewhere, and if you really want it from me, Iâ€™ve got a workshop about phone sex coming up at the Boston-area Good Vibrations in November. (Edit:... View More