My favorite spot is like this, only a lot darker and less full of puddles I don’t have one favorite spot; they all kinda suck, for one reason or another. I’m very much into creature comforts and so if I’m feeling the...
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do I have to give you a piece of my cookie if I do? Okay, so first of all, DTR = Define The Relationship. I had to puzzle that one out. When I think about the questions that can come up in...
View MoreI’ve talked about silence in dirty talk before, where we leave spaces in the narrative stream to let the heavy breathing and grunts and sexual tension do some of the work. But before we even get to the juicy bits, there are often other conversations...
View MoreSeriously, how to convince myself and any partners that safe oral sex, i.e. using a condom or dental dam, is totally fun and not paranoid and uptight and just no fun?! Do not google "dental dams" in your quest to sexify them....
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Do I have to identify as bisexual if I enjoy sex with men, but am otherwise totally, totally a lesbian? With a sharpie in your hand, you can be anything you want. It is one of the wonders of the modern age that...
View MoreBefore I did phone sex for a living, I would have told you that I didn’t have a dominant bone in my sexual body. Didn’t want it, and didn’t think I could do it. But then I started phone work and I had to learn...
View MoreThe quandaries of festival sex: HOW DO I GET THIS GLITTER OUT OF MY CERVIX???!!! If you’re having painful penetrative sex post-festival, and you feel pretty sure that extreme intra-vadge glitter is the culprit, I would get thee to a doctor and ask for their opinion....
View MoreI want to get more involved at kink events, but I'm too anxious and self-conscious. What can I do to ease myself in? It’s not clear from this question if today’s fuckbucketeer means involved, like, being on the senior prom committee or involved like getting their...
View MoreHow does one get invited to/find out about a sex party? Step 1 Network your ass off, that is, make friends with people who might throw sex parties, or who know about sex parties. Don’t make friends with them only because they might be party-throwing- or knowing-about...
View MoreDo threesomes live up to the fantasy? Short answer: they can, but often don’t. Long answer: Ooh boy. Without any context or background knowledge—the anonymity of the Fuckbucket being mostly, but not entirely, a blessing—I do not know exactly what threesome fantasy we’re talking about here. Threesome fantasies...
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