My company has a name for these kinds of calls: â€œHot & Sexy.â€ Hot & Sexy calls are best defined by what they are not: no force, no gender play, no butt play on him, no foot licking, no homo-eroticism, no overt expressions of dominance... View More
I groaned when she gave me his name and number. I donâ€™t know what to do for this guy, I said.
â€œDonâ€™t ask him any questions,â€ said the dispatcher. â€œJust go straight into a story, something basic, a blow-job or girl-on-top.â€
My own sparse notes about him... View More
He used to be a regular. He could still be a regular, except Iâ€™m not. Regular, that is. My schedule is all over the place for six or seven months out of the year, when Iâ€™m touring, and so any regulars I found in my... View More
This call hasnâ€™t happened yet, but it will, unless my boss was right and the company canâ€™t survive without me for longer than 24 hours. I think sheâ€™s wrong. I have plenty of empirical evidence that the company can in fact survive without me for... View More
This guyâ€™s calls are a bit tricky, and only last week did I figure out why.
In terms of content, itâ€™s smooth sailing, right out of the playbook, if there were one, but there isnâ€™t, but sometimes there might as well be. With him Iâ€™m a... View More
"What are you wearing?"
I never had much patience for that standard phone-sex question. Without warning, it is awkward as fuck to provide narrative context for wearing anything around the house other than pajamas, jean skirt and a t-shirt, or just a robe and panties, but... View More
We persist in representing MONAYYYY with cash, even though the really vast amounts just exist in computers.
The Alfredo-making cuckold came back, after an absence of four months. He goes like that, lots of gaps between spurts (heh) of calls, but I... View More
Here, here, let me help you with your baggage... View More
This still from the 1998 documentary The Humiliated oddly captures exactly the emotions my poor mother-persona is supposed to be feeling during this call.
He's looking for a woman who is "older and nasty". (I think that I'm currently the queen of... View More
Uncanny Valley, self-made, based on image by Masahiro Mori and Karl MacDorman at http://www.androidscience.com/theuncannyvalley/proceedings2005/uncannyvalley.html
Yesterday, in the middle of what would turn out to be a 90-minute session with Extreme Top, in a pause after a mutual verbal reenactment of one of... View More