Full disclosure: This was not actually live-tweeted. Extreme Top's stuff is too extreme for direct-to-Twitter channeling, and besides, live-tweeting an actual call from my perspective would be too difficult for me to stay on top of. HOWEVER, these are actual notes I jotted down from... View More
How many blow jobs do you think she'd give you for this?
I've talked to this man before. For a little while he was requesting me, I don't know why. His half-hour sessions swung back and forth between young-teen rape scenes and... View More
He is not so sentimental as to not use the phone service when I vanish for weeks on end, but he always finds me after I get back and begins requesting me again. I'm glad, because he is unfailingly polite and nice. His fantasies are... View More
Obviously I'll have to get this altered after I get those 34LL implants... View More
This is not in any way sexy... View More
This last Sunday morning was a bad morning. My Boston lover had been in town last week, but I had gotten my period unexpectedly in the middle of it, so all my plans for fuckery and general romantic sleaze—including a long-anticipated threesome—went right out the... View More
Please, for the love of God, can I just get one mouthful of this in my face?
It had been shaping up to be a really nice weekday brunch: bacon, toast, omelet made with Parmesan cheese and garlicky sautéed veggies left over... View More
How about on the coffee table? "No, it's glass, too."
I rarely have a good sense of the caller's location, their surroundings. Bed, chair, in the bathroom leaning over the sink... View More
I bet your dick is getting as hard as the steel toe in a cop's boot, isn't it?
"He likes to talk about young girls, and he wants you to tell him that he's a bad man."
That's all the dispatcher gave me.... View More
You know what they say: clean toilet, dirty mind... View More