Did you insert that piece of chalk in your ass like I told you to? Q. Aside from really improbable/ physically unlikely things you tell people to do, how often do you think your clients actually follow your instructions? Okay, so the bit...
View MoreTook a call from a new-to-me-sub last night. He's obviously been watching a LOT of fem-dom potty porn—"I have no limits," he said, HAHAHAHAHAH those armchair subs can be hi-LARIOUS—but after I figured out what I could get away with in terms of dismissive contempt,...
View MoreI want a world where this is not a joke. The dispatcher gives me his name and ID number. "You've never done him before. He wants a dominant girl in her 40s, and he's a cross-dresser." (When I say the dispatcher gives...
View More"Do you ever talk to girls?" This question, or variations of it, is excruciatingly common after performances of Phone Whore. Up until last week, the answer was always "no". I can count on two fingers the number of calls that had women there in the room,...
View MoreWordpress, which provides the template and underlying functionality for my blog, has a nifty little feature on its stats page, whereby I can see what search terms people used to find my site. I did that yesterday, and was ...
View MoreThere was a time—five months ago, to be precise—when I scorned the seven-minute sub call. Meaningless as far as submissive experiences go, I said. Ridiculously narcissistic micro-binges of faux fear, I said. With my own lifestyle experiences under my belt (hell, with a bunch of...
View MoreWhen I get a call, the dispatcher gives me a quick-hit low-down on what the caller likes, according to their records: likes big tits, doesn't talk much, likes strap-on. These few words, called "whispers", are priceless. We need them to get started, because getting from...
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