On a dumpster. Why have I never thought of this? Oh, because I respect myself AND my lover too much to suggest getting my pussy and their mouth/nose right where the rotting garbage fumes are coming out.
There’s a particularly gloomy phrase that gets dropped... View More
The headline was problematic, so when I saw that this piece was authored by a “Dr.”, well, I HAD to do a background check. Dr. Cadell has a doctorate in Human Behavior from Newport University, which is pretty much an online diploma mill, as far... View More
This article starts off with the following:
“Sex is hot. But wouldn't it be even hotter if sex could make you, well... View More
Which means this ain't rigor mortis.
I started writing about Terrible Sex Tips because I don’t understand them, and I hoped that maybe in the research, I could begin to tease some meaning out of them. But for every TST article I... View More
I have been all around the world! For certain values of "all"... View More
Also, this was the only meme I could find for "angry sex" that didn't veer perilously close to rape territory. :-(
Hyperbole is the death of sex tips.
Hyperbole kills the curiosity-boner for not delivering; it is usually unsupported by anything other than... View More
Two-layer construction keeps the dust of collapsing empire from getting in.
The article I nearly imploded about for today’s Terrible Sex Tips should have been titled:
7 Ways to Be More Intimate with your Partner under Late Capitalism
I liked the stated premise of this... View More
Really? Men all want to be looming out in the ocean, solitary and forbidding? "Well, a little bit of wave-lapping would be acceptable."
“If you're serious about improving your love life, then you have to learn how to turn a guy on.... View More
Don't brace yourself against the wall for a paddlin'? That's another paddlin'.
I can’t resist, y’all. It’s just too damn easy. When the subhead for a sex tips article floats up on Facebook saying ORGASMS GUARANTEED, only two things are guaranteed (and... View More
Some Terrible Sex Tips cry out for methodical de(con)struction. Others beg for a manifesto in reponse, about the shitty politics or the egregious trend-seeking. And then there are those sex tip articles that deserve the silliest parody I can whip up. This here is one... View More