If you want your ass eaten out, there are better positions for it.
I havenâ€™t done a Terrible Sex Tips post in dogsâ€™ years, because FB is where I get my inspiration, and since the election the algorithm is pushing international politics... View More
This one ain't so bad, actually. Santa's nose is in a pretty good spot... View More
Every so oftenâ€”like every other weekâ€”I read a sex tips column that has clearly been written for a very, very specific audience, and that audience ainâ€™t me, butÂ I donâ€™t know it right away, because they write as if, â€œDuh, everyone knows this is the way... View More
First of all, the writerâ€™s name is Nick Hardwick. That sort of name hasnâ€™t really been in play since Chaucer, and for good reason: it makes you look like a twit. It also completely removes you from the field of people who should be giving... View More
Sometimes sex tips arenâ€™t uniformly bad. Sometimes they arenâ€™t even that bad at all, except for the title, which manages in just a few words to shift oneâ€™s whole sexual psyche into a state of confusion and inexplicable angst. The title doesn't match the content,... View More
I want to see more information about female dominance in the land of sex tips, not because I want to do it myself, but because I am highly suspicious of the fact that the most promoted sexual dynamicâ€”that is, female submissiveâ€”dovetails so neatly with the... View More
I started out tonight feeling good about myself, but now I just feel ashamed and like I need to sit on a mountain top for 20 years... View More
Suggesting that you use one of these for support during your sexual endeavor is particularly foolhardy.
I appreciate the civic-mindedness of sex-tip writers. Surely it is for the benefit of their readersâ€™ sex lives, and not to pad their weekly column spot,... View More
Iâ€™ve been systematically dismantling Terrible Sex Tips for over a year now, flagging, reading, and shredding all kinds of sex and relationship pieces in an effort to really pinpoint why they are crap. This research uniquely qualifies me to speak out about how to become... View More
The opening to this piece, which was sourced from the web site Latina, suggests that Latino men are less willing to go down on the ladies than white men are. I have not heard this, but I know, from anecdotal and personal experience, that plenty... View More