You know that thing, when you're eating all celery and hummus because the hummus is so garlicky and lemony and rich and the celery is perfectly cool and crisp, and you're really enjoying that combination, you can't even be bothered with the bowl of olives... View More
"You can't tell, but both of these buff men are on a platform... View More
Day 27: The rare Blended Orgasm continues to elude me. What am I doing wrong?
I try to be conscious about using "should" in my conversation, e.g. "you should really take better care of yourself…" Sentences like that are deliberately vague about... View More
"Well, I didn't think he'd say YES!"
I haven't been on the Terrible Sex Tip beat for long, but I think I'm starting to pick up some of the signs that something truly terrible is imminent:
numbered lists of anything, especially past double... View More
Also, bathtub sex and coke bottles rarely mix well. Do not recommend.
I did not know, when I first started researching and writing about Terrible Sex Tips, how bad it could get. This is clearly a failure of imagination on my part,... View More
Just stick with the drink, don't do the damn thing... View More
I'm sorry, but he's totally fucking her ass in this picture. There's just no other explanation for the angles... View More
The only thing even potentially sexy about this situation is that pointer thing in her hand. This is a Terrible Role Play.
I read the terrible sex-tip articles, so you don't have to.
Because trust me: they're terrible. I read them for the... View More