No jokes about limp noodles, please. This caller of mine is moderately infamous by now, simply because his call from six winters ago is the one I dredge up whenever someone asks me, "What's the weirdest call you've ever done?" They're expecting...
View MoreThere's no fixed point for me to suspend my disbelief FROM! I cannot say, with 100% certainty, whether most callers are telling the truth, when they tell what they do or have done. There are some things that sound more extreme or unlikely...
View MoreHe's a cuckold, with the very common side order of forced bi action. Not a requesting-me regular, he and I have talked often enough that just his first name and last initial are enough of a trigger. That's enough to remember not only the story...
View More... or, How the FUCK did they find me with THAT?! I did this once before and it amused me to no end. Now that I'm trying to get back on the blog-horse, after 6 months on the road (more about that in subsequent posts), I...
View MoreI'm doing a queer comedy night next week, and it's got me digging deep for material. Like, real deep. See, I've been going along on the phones for the past nine months, getting men off, and that steady stream of audio cock hypnotized me into thinking...
View MoreWordpress, which provides the template and underlying functionality for my blog, has a nifty little feature on its stats page, whereby I can see what search terms people used to find my site. I did that yesterday, and was ...
View MoreI wear a lot of hats doing this work--girlfriend, mommy, counselor, sexologist--sometimes all in one call. But this week I got handed another role, one that my eight months of phone sex, and all my years of interpersonal experience and sexual exploration, couldn't prepare me...
View MoreThe longer I work in phone sex, the less often I will experience "firsts". This is a statistical certainty. The corollary for me is: the longer I work in phone sex, the more a "first" will stand out when one occurs. Like yesterday's, when I...
View MoreToday I write of another kink that I knew very little about before joining the lines. It's these guys who fantasize about their wives or girlfriends getting boffed by other, better-hung fellows (or in the case of one of my regulars, a buffed-out dyke with...
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