September 8, 2015
“I was a boy-toy for a Brazilian MILF”
(submitted to the Fuckbucket, August 2015) ...
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“I was a boy-toy for a Brazilian MILF”
September 8, 2015
CALL OF THE DAY: Bilingual Papi and the Welcome-Home Buffet
I always suck the bones CLEAN. (And chew the ends. What? I'm talking about short ribs here.) Ever since the second year of my employment in phone sex, I've always toured, for at least six months out of the year. It wasn't...
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September 6, 2015
SMUT STAND REPORT: September 5, 2015 (Montreal, QC)
I don't look quite this put together on the Smut Stand, not when it's approaching 30 degrees Celsius out there...
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September 3, 2015
TERRIBLE SEX TIPS: “6 Calorie-Burning Sex Positions That Count as Exercise”
You know that thing, when you're eating all celery and hummus because the hummus is so garlicky and lemony and rich and the celery is perfectly cool and crisp, and you're really enjoying that combination, you can't even be bothered with the bowl of olives...
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August 30, 2015
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I told off a group of patrons for being assholes… and I’m not sorry
There was a little bit of this vibe going on...
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August 23, 2015
SMUT STAND REPORT: August 22, 2015 (Edinburgh, UK)
WHEN: 3 hours (2:45-5:45pm), August 22, 2015. WHERE: In Cowgate, Edinburgh, UK. OUTPUT: four full-length pieces, including some outdoor pussy-eating for a fiery Fringe fling, a rough fuck over the back of a sofa (with a blow-job to clean up the resultant mess), and a...
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August 22, 2015
Sidewalk Smut and Librarian Lust: two great tastes that taste great together!
I rarely—oh, so rarely—take specific content requests out on the Smut Stand. Usually the requesters are drunk stag dos, looking for something involving a donkey and two dozen green balloons and "a couple of hookers" (their words, not mine), and I am not particularly interested...
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August 18, 2015
SMUT STAND REPORT: August 17, 2015 (Edinburgh, UK)
WHEN: 3 hours (3-6pm), August 17, 2015. WHERE: On Grassmarket, Edinburgh, UK. OUTPUT: five full-length pieces, including one each for a pair of sisters (they didn't witness each other's interviews, but wound up with mostly the same tastes); a cowgirl scene for a short, plump...
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August 10, 2015
SMUT STAND REPORT: August 9, 2015 (Edinburgh, UK)
WHEN: 3.5 hours (2:30-6pm), August 9, 2015. WHERE: On Grassmarket, Edinburgh, UK. OUTPUT: one full-length piece for an older gentleman who thought his girlfriend would fancy it, but had a REALLY hard time articulating what they liked to do. I ended up giving him a...
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August 9, 2015
Broadway Baby: ★★★★★ for Phone Whore (Edinburgh Fringe, August 2015)
"Phone Whore is a show that is equal parts witty, sexually frank and dripping with cynicism. A thought-provoking and sometimes harrowing journey into the often-silenced and ignored world of sex work and sexual fantasy, the show packs an incredible punch whilst still being able to...
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