This guy’s calls are a bit tricky, and only last week did I figure out why. In terms of content, it’s smooth sailing, right out of the playbook, if there were one, but there isn’t, but sometimes there might as well be. With him I’m a...
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Also, this was the only meme I could find for "angry sex" that didn't veer perilously close to rape territory. :-( Hyperbole is the death of sex tips. Hyperbole kills the curiosity-boner for not delivering; it is usually unsupported by anything other than...
View More"What are you wearing?" I never had much patience for that standard phone-sex question. Without warning, it is awkward as fuck to provide narrative context for wearing anything around the house other than pajamas, jean skirt and a t-shirt, or just a robe and panties, but...
View More(An earlier version of this article appeared in The Charlebois Post in June 2013. I've had about three more years to soak in it, and edited/expanded it accordingly.) With the launch of Terrible Sex Tips, and the forthcoming premiere of nerdfucker, and the concomitant release of those...
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Two-layer construction keeps the dust of collapsing empire from getting in. The article I nearly imploded about for today’s Terrible Sex Tips should have been titled: 7 Ways to Be More Intimate with your Partner under Late Capitalism I liked the stated premise of this...
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What's on _your_ checklist? Do you have a physical “type� That’s great! You know what you like, which certainly cuts down on wasted time on dating apps. Maybe you thought I was gonna slam on having types, haha, NOPE! We are TOTALLY...
View MoreMy ex-boyfriend fingered me (I have a vulva) without thoroughly washing his hands after cooking with whole dried jalapeno peppers earlier that day. It was extremely painful and he felt horrible and was very apologetic and put cream on me afterward....
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I once blackmailed a university prof (by threatening to out him to his wife) if my friend didn't pass his class....
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