I'm gonna have to drink all that HOW quickly? As much as I hate Extreme Top (see here. Or here. Or here.), I have to admire his almost hentai-like disregard for math and anatomy and the flow of time and, really, all...
View MoreClick on the cover above to find out more about this amazing book. Chapter 5 is particularly relevant to any discussion of the BBC. [Hi! At least a few of you probably got here by googling something along the lines of "big...
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People sometimes ask me, out there on the Smut Stand, about Fifty Shades of Grey: mostly "is Sidewalk Smut like it?" and "what do you think about it?" The answers to those two questions are, respectively, "um, no" and "it's complicated." I try to be...
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You will never see me doing this and phone sex at the same time. One of my least favorite tropes from popular depictions of professional phone sex is that you can do it anywhere, anytime, with just about anything else occupying your...
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A typewriter, ten minutes, and a dirty, dirty mind...
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A series of prints especially for fans of Cameryn Moore, Sidewalk Smut, and of sudden sexy surrealism. "A Softer Smut" is created by chopping and remixing original photographs of the world's most notorious sidewalk pornographer at work, and overlaying the result with Cameryn's text, to...
View More(shit, I dropped my loofah) Sorry, sweetie, can you repeat that? I took a call from my chubby chaser yesterday. He came after 15 minutes, we said Happy Thanksgiving to each other, la la laa, okay, on to the next one. I...
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Frenchmen Street, October 2014. Photo by Ed Barnas. All year round at the smut stand, people ask me if I can do custom work online. I always say, "Yes, but in person is better." The would-have-been customers never ask for clarification, they...
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People ask me, out there on the Smut Stand, what writers inspire me. I always feel a little weird about being stumped. I mean, in Sidewalk Smut the customer inspires me. For my plays, other Fringe playwrights/performers inspire me. For my articles, I dunno… all...
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