most shop windows will not put this up. #thingsidontneedtoverify This article came up last year, in the middle of my UK tour. I remembered it this week because it’s still timely and relevant and… WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF. I I...
View More"no fucking way" is a write-in option (Names used here are neither real names or phone names.) He’s told me before that he wants to do a call with the dispatcher, “Becca,†who is also the owner of the company. There is no...
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nerdfucker, by Cameryn Moore. Photo by Tristan Brand Yesterday my director Tanner and I sat down to select the marketing image for nerdfucker. (This is my new play, which I'll start touring this year in Canada.) I’ve been holding onto these nerdfucker shots...
View MoreSome Terrible Sex Tips cry out for methodical de(con)struction. Others beg for a manifesto in reponse, about the shitty politics or the egregious trend-seeking. And then there are those sex tip articles that deserve the silliest parody I can whip up. This here is one...
View MoreThe view from my Phone Whore chair at the Brixton kitchen show. There is simply NO ROOM for the fourth wall. Hell, there's barely room for the two actual walls and the refrigerator! Anyone who comes to one of my bar shows—Smut...
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Here, here, let me help you with your baggage...
View MoreIt's like caning, but with soft poly-fibers instead! Scanning sex-tip articles for the problematic ones has taught me one important thing: I pay too much attention to the pictures. The stock photo they use to illustrate this piece makes me think that PILLOW-FIGHTING is...
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Turning the sound off DOESN'T HELP. … politics get loud and increasingly well-armed, and countries turn away refugees, and we still have nuclear bombs, and black lives don’t matter enough, and the rich get richer, and the poor vote for candidates who...
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Carrying on the fine tradition of squeaky voices, that's me...
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Seriously, though, a begging lover is only attractive to a small percentage of the population...
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