I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS. This week, I bring us back around to a particular kind of Terrible Sex Tips: the Reaching-For-It, which is not nearly as sexy as it sounds. A Reaching-For-It piece lays out some positions that are surplus...
View MoreIf this is your first conversation that the two of you will be having about things that might be accompanied by feelings of insecurity and jealousy, then you probably won’t be able to do it without some amount of hurt. These conversations, and the feelings...
View MoreI wrote this piece years ago, as a way of laughing at how very and predictably single-minded many of my clients were about their phone sex preferences. In pursuing those preferences, their language was oddly specific, but also it was really consistent across demographics: the...
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My turn to kiss your feet, right? Depends on a few factors, namely, what kind of relationship are you in and how important is the power exchange aspect to you. (Also: how did you get to the point where you’re calling him...
View MoreWe are all just here to have some fun! I recruit my Bucket Babes carefully: they have to be naturally outgoing and persuasive, in a gentle, encouraging way. And when they ask what they should wear, I give them the style in...
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How much do you think a person should “prepare†for anal play, in terms of hygiene, trimming, cleaning, etc? Like, how can you have your asshole licked without being anxious about it? I would like to rephrase those two questions, and I will address both. What’s...
View MoreI got my two-year working visa for Germany last month, which means I have two years to establish myself as a working artist here. Which is actually the longest period of time ever that a country has given me to be in it and work...
View MoreNo. ***** Sometimes you can helpfully provide a list of resources, and sometimes you get tired of it. Help me support the cause of Better Sex Ed for People of All Ages, including Those Old Enough to Know Better, and become a patron of mine over on...
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Cosmo is aspirational living, from the fashion to the sex tips, and nowhere are you going to see it more than in this piece, about how to "christen" every room in your house. More rooms than the Family Circus house on a weekday...
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The lack of lips on this model is not the problem. It's _a_ problem, but not _the_ problem. I think the clean-up is terrible with a lot of these devices, but I don’t think that’s why people make so many jokes about...
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