March 23, 2016
Two Cat Experiences
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Two Cat Experiences
March 23, 2016
Condom double-standard
Why do guys say "I've got protection" & then & look surprised when you've brought your own (allergic to latex)?...
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March 20, 2016
CALL OF THE DAY: cuckolding and “cabbage” and why do I care?
We persist in representing MONAYYYY with cash, even though the really vast amounts just exist in computers. The Alfredo-making cuckold came back, after an absence of four months. He goes like that, lots of gaps between spurts (heh) of calls, but I...
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March 18, 2016
A meditation on “You should teach a workshop!”
“You should teach a workshop.†About what? I ask, as if I’ve never ever heard that from anyone before, as if I don’t think about it a few times a week, when I watch this stuff slide by on Facebook, the fifth-chakra fellatio workshops and the publish-your-erotica...
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March 14, 2016
TERRIBLE SEX TIPS: “5 Sexy, Seductive Things You Do That Make Men Want You BAD”
Really? Men all want to be looming out in the ocean, solitary and forbidding? "Well, a little bit of wave-lapping would be acceptable." “If you're serious about improving your love life, then you have to learn how to turn a guy on....
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March 11, 2016
Biting my knuckles to get through the day…
A few nights ago I was prepping for the last stretch in a busy day. Rehearsal and line read-throughs for nerdfucker had taken precedence, as well they should, it’s MY NEXT SHOW....
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March 7, 2016
CALL OF THE DAY: accents, “black girls,” and aural stereotypes
Go watch this video, it's an interesting discussion, and I particularly like that the host turned this dumb-ass question around: "What kind of white guys do black girls like? There's no real answer to that question, why should there be one...
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March 4, 2016
What the fuck is a Smut Slam?
it's less an actual bucket, and more a state of mind. What is a Smut Slam, and how does it work? Simply put, it’s a community storytelling open-mic featuring real-life first-person sex stories. We draw out storytellers one slip at a time, as the...
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February 29, 2016
TERRIBLE SEX TIPS: “10 Sex Positions To Get Her Off (You’ve Probably Never Tried)”
Don't brace yourself against the wall for a paddlin'? That's another paddlin'. I can’t resist, y’all. It’s just too damn easy. When the subhead for a sex tips article floats up on Facebook saying ORGASMS GUARANTEED, only two things are guaranteed (and...
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