I have spent the last eight years peeling my life open for public scrutiny, through my blogging and the plays and the Smut Slam and the Facebooking… you’d think I’d have no boundaries left, if I had any to begin with. You’d think that, but you’d...
View MoreWHEN: 4 hours (1-5pm), April 9, 2017. WHERE: Mauerpark, Berlin. OUTPUT: two full-length pieces, including a deliciously wet sit-and-spin session (with a focus on the ass) and a summer afternoon of semi-public pussy eating with the smells of sausage on the barbecue in the background. I wanted Berlin to go...
View MoreOpen mics notoriously happen anywhere that the host can fit them. I’m not even talking about the alcoves and broom closets of Edinburgh Fringe. I have been on multiple open mic shows—comedy, music, variety, whatever—that just unroll in the front room of a bar, dropping...
View MoreThere are many good things about Starbucks: their coffee is pretty much always the same over-roasted blend everywhere (at least you know what you’re getting?), and you can always get free Internet, which is a boon when you’re out and about in a strange city....
View More"The Smut Slam is] an important social tool – it demystifies sex, encourages us all to be open and honest, and is powerfully inclusive." [click to read the entire review]...
View MoreMC’ed by the outstanding Cameryn Moore, [Smut Slam] is an evening of storytelling by those who may not ordinarily share their stories, an open platform for non-professionals to engage first hand and with brutal honesty. [click to read the entire review]...
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We couldn't find a nice bracelet for me, so we scrounged a belt from a teen clothing store and cut it to fix my wrist. And we held on so tight. I moved to the UK three months ago today, but UK...
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If you want your ass eaten out, there are better positions for it. I haven’t done a Terrible Sex Tips post in dogs’ years, because FB is where I get my inspiration, and since the election the algorithm is pushing international politics...
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Five days ago I told a Smut Slam-style story as part of a late-night cabaret. Half the crowd had already drifted off to the dance floor elsewhere in the building; the other half was getting increasingly drunk, so while the comedian and the blues-guitar duo...
View MoreI don’t know where I got the idea that I shouldn’t talk about what I wanted sexually. Same place everyone does, I guess: pop culture. The music I listened to in the mid-80s definitely had sex in it, but if the girl in the songs...
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