December 10, 2015
“Dear Mom and Dad”: the letter I won’t send…
Sorry, mom, but back then neither of us could know what was coming...
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“Dear Mom and Dad”: the letter I won’t send…
December 5, 2015
TERRIBLE SEX TIPS: 13 Things To Put On Your Ultimate Sex Bucket List
Seize the day, and watch out for the needles...
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December 3, 2015
CALL OF THE DAY: Rollercoaster Man is back at the bottom again
The lows make his highs seem even higher. I gave him his nickname only recently: "Rollercoaster Man", so called because his moods can switch from call to call, and because I am trying to expunge ableist language from my vocabulary and "bipolar"...
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November 26, 2015
When a client passes away …
A friend of mine messaged me recently, asking if I had ever written a piece about a client dying. She has an escort friend whose client just passed away; this friend was looking for resources and couldn't find any. That surprises me not in the slightest....
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November 24, 2015
Occasionally people ask me for advice…
How much effort do you really want to put into getting that mask off his face? And I'm like, sure, hit me up, I'm not a psychologist, but I sure have opinions. So here's the note, and a clarifying exchange that the...
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November 20, 2015
Reading between the lines: decoding workshop blurbs to get what’s right for you
SO MUCH STUFF...
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November 16, 2015
CALL OF THE DAY: cuckolds and cooking tips
No jokes about limp noodles, please. This caller of mine is moderately infamous by now, simply because his call from six winters ago is the one I dredge up whenever someone asks me, "What's the weirdest call you've ever done?" They're expecting...
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November 13, 2015
Smut Slams and narrative perspective and hosting when the floor drops through
I'm gonna find a way through this wall...
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November 9, 2015
TERRIBLE SEX TIPS: “7 Difficult Sex Positions That Are Actually Worth the Effort”
Butterfly? Like, the iron butterfly that will snap his neck off? More terrible sex positions...
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November 5, 2015
The aesthetics of the Smut Stand, aka a philosophical treatise on not giving a fuck about “photogenic”
Submissive? Seated comfortably? Or COILED AND WAITING TO POUNCE ON YOUR SEXUAL INSECURITIES?(Sidewalk Smut in Brick Lane, London. Photo by Daniel Wood.) So I got a note from a Facebook acquaintance a few days ago: Weird observation: all your smut stand pics are...
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