September 29, 2015
Putting the “prod” in self-producing
I tried to color-code the pins, but they keep falling out in the car...
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Putting the “prod” in self-producing
September 27, 2015
TERRIBLE SEX TIPS: “10 Seduction Tips that will have him BEGGING for you”
I can't lick my lips anymore, this lipstick tastes terrible, god, just come over here already! I think I may have accidentally discovered a nemesis. See, there are certain online channels that routinely offer some pretty fucking awful sex tips, and when...
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September 24, 2015
WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW: redefining a writer’s rule for myself
Writing it down makes it more real, which helps. Whatever name I've made in performance so far, I've made it performing my self, writing and presenting plays that are deeply and unmistakably reflective of me and my own lived experiences in sex...
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September 23, 2015
“I once got a nosebleed during orgasm”
"I once got a nosebleed during orgasm & discovered it was a completely unexpected turn-on."...
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September 21, 2015
CALL OF THE DAY: the Case of the Happy Cross-Dresser
Less broodiness, more bopping each other over the head with pillows! I have only began talking to this caller this year, and although he did become something of a regular in the few months before I went off to tour the UK,...
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September 17, 2015
TERRIBLE SEX TIPS: 17 Sex Positions Men Love MOST
This piece should only have had seven positions. That's what it says in the URL, and at the link you will find that the text-only article has seven items, basically a run-down of the most common positions with all the stupid stereotypical reasons that a...
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September 16, 2015
THE FUCKBUCKET: Do Impatient Tops Scare Off Potential Anal Bottoms?
I'm a woman who LOVES receiving anal. This makes me popular with men who seem to have difficulty finding women who will let them "take the dirt road." My theory is that a lot of women are hurt in their first anal experience by an...
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September 15, 2015
KNOWING YOUR OWN WORTH: setting prices and why I never haggle out on the Smut Stand
Getting set up on Grassmarket in Edinburgh. Photo by Marc Seestaedt. I saw an article the other day, about a guy with a typewriter who sets up at a couple of different places in New York State and writes short stories for...
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September 10, 2015
TERRIBLE SEX TIPS: “10 Things Men Want Women To Do MORE Of In Bed”
I know I asked you to talk dirty, but THAT was a little too far...
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September 10, 2015
THE FUCKBUCKET: Night out Gangbang
When I was still new to nightclubbing, I met a group of lads (6 lads altogether) who were new to the area and looking for places to go. I directed them to a good club in the area and decided to join them. Once we...
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