November 1, 2015
CALL OF THE DAY: protecting my boundaries with BSD
This is gonna take a bit of cleanup, a-yup...
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CALL OF THE DAY: protecting my boundaries with BSD
October 29, 2015
SMUT STAND REPORT: Oct. 28, 2015 (New Orleans)
Does this look like someone who GIVES A SHIT THAT YOU KNOW THAT I'M FAT? WHEN: 4.5 hours (8:45pm-1:15am), Oct 28, 2015. WHERE: Frenchmen Street (in front of Bicycle Michael's), New Orleans. OUTPUT: one microsmut and five full-length pieces, including a really...
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October 26, 2015
TERRIBLE SEX TIPS: 17 Sexy Phrases GUARANTEED To Get Him All Hot And Bothered
I love how your cock feels in...
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October 22, 2015
The silent crime happening on Frenchmen Street…
This may be one of those Mystery Spots. Things happen here. Friday, Oct 16, 2015. I was sitting outside my normal Sidewalk Smut haunt—Bicycle Michael, on Frenchmen Street—with the usual cast of characters: three writer types, the bum with one leg and...
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October 20, 2015
CALL OF THE DAY: military service and a younger Geena Davis
Definitely going to have to fill in some blanks before you visualize a titty-fuck up in there...
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October 14, 2015
SMUT STAND REPORT: Oct 13, 2015 (New Orleans)
Isn't anal sex wonderful? My butthole is STILL buzzing from last night! WHEN: 4.5 hours (7:45pm-12:15am), Oct 13, 2015. WHERE: Frenchmen Street (in front of Bicycle Michael's), New Orleans. OUTPUT: four full-length pieces, including an unexpectedly kinky lesbian wake-up vignette and a...
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October 12, 2015
TERRIBLE SEX TIPS: “5 Tips for Making Sex Last Longer”
via GIPHY In this edition of Terrible Sex Tips, I'm not presenting you with any problematic sex-position illustrations. Awwww. I know, you wanted them. Everyone wants them. Don't worry, just google "sex position images" and you will have all the awful illustrations that you could ever want to...
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October 8, 2015
SMUT STAND REPORT: Oct. 6, 2015 (New Orleans)
Here, honey! This nice young man is for YOU. WHEN: 4.75 hours (7:45pm-12:30am), Oct 6, 2015. WHERE: Frenchmen Street (in front of Bicycle Michael's), New Orleans. OUTPUT: four full-length pieces, including a medium-core hiking vignette; a rare MMF threesome in a sex...
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October 4, 2015
CALL OF THE DAY: “I hope you don’t think I’m too much of a pervert”
I have a lot more to work with than Severus Snape, too. I'm always surprised when clients seem to worry about what I think of them and their Thing. I don't mean when they are obviously prodding me to judge them, and...
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October 2, 2015
So you want to be a phone sex operator: the bibliography (aka I trawled my blog so you don’t have to)
Take notes. There will not be a quiz on this shit, though. It's okay, I'm not irritated. I mean, I don't have tags on the relevant posts, like "Starting Out" or "I'm Looking for a Little Cash" or "I Have Always Wanted...
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