I want to see more information about female dominance in the land of sex tips, not because I want to do it myself, but because I am highly suspicious of the fact that the most promoted sexual dynamic—that is, female submissive—dovetails so neatly with the...
View MoreWhere are you from? My shoulders creep up to my ears every time I hear that question, a common conversational gambit. It’s an opening salvo in most small-talk skirmishes, one that is mostly about figuring out one another’s places, one’s clan, and setting up parameters and...
View MoreI’ve said before that good phone-sex clients, in my book, say “thank you†at the end of their calls. Bad clients hang up like I'm an automated phone system; good clients say "thank you" or some other kind of acknowledgment that a) I am human...
View MoreUsually the idea of creating new material while touring feels a bit … high-pressure? Over-achieving? Hell, I’m banging this out over the shitty wi-fi on the last possible ferry to get from Victoria to Vancouver in time for my tech rehearsal this morning, with no...
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Shot glasses are actually a little too sophisticated for what we were doing. Today we drank. Normally Bilingual Papi wants to eat, just chow down on fruit from my cunt or German chocolate cake from my ass, but today, he wants to...
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I started out tonight feeling good about myself, but now I just feel ashamed and like I need to sit on a mountain top for 20 years...
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WHEN: 3 hours (7:30-10:30pm), August 16, 2016. WHERE: Next to The Next Act bar, near Edmonton Fringe, Edmonton. OUTPUT: three full-length pieces, including a hardcore prelude to a pegging and a soft- to medium-core campsite cuddle about to become some cowgirl action against a fallen tree. I had been scouting the...
View MoreLast night in Edmonton, my Fringe friend was admiring the constellation of buttons that spreads like a neon-colored Milky Way across the ceiling of the Deerinator. She was able to identify a few of them, and I pointed out others that were more obscure. I...
View MoreHe doesn’t let me into his life, not even in a bullshit, made-up sort of way. When I ask him what he’s been up to since we last talked, he always says, “nothing much, just working.†Which, fair enough. That’s what a lot of people...
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"This girl wanted to fuck me w/ a carrot, so I said sure, & we microwaved it so it wouldn't be chilly, but then it was just hot and flac(c)id. It wasn't a good root."...
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