October 1, 2014
“The tide runs strong between you…”
I only do these things for people if they're nice. Microsmut is poetry. Microsmut is HARD....
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“The tide runs strong between you…”
September 30, 2014
Nov. 12: Write Club Atlanta
The first rule of Write Club Atlanta: TELL EVERYONE ABOUT WRITE CLUB. So, here you go: 2 OPPOSING WRITERS. 
2 OPPOSING IDEAS. 7 MINUTES APIECE. AUDIENCE PICKS A WINNER. When I attended this literary event for the first time last year, I just thought I was doing a 90-second promo...
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September 30, 2014
October 15: guest spot at Esoterotica (New Orleans)
There should be a lot more spills on this logo...
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September 30, 2014
SMUT STAND REPORT: Sept. 30, 2014 (New Orleans)
WHEN: 5.5 hours (8:30pm-2am), Sept 30, 2014. WHERE: Frenchmen Street, New Orleans. OUTPUT: one piece of microsmut and three custom works, including a surprise picnic lunch out on a remote hiking trail and a structurally unsound reverse-cowgirl scene where a thumb in her ass was...
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September 30, 2014
We both know what’s going to happen here…
Hang on, I need to look up just how much I want to let you lick my boots. Had another one today, another regular who, for some reason, felt compelled to dance around different scenarios before settling on the same one that...
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September 27, 2014
SMUT STAND REPORT: Sept. 26, 2014 (Houston, TX)
WHEN: 4 hours (8pm-midnight), Sept 26, 2014. WHERE: On Brazos Street near Little Woodrow's (Midtown), Houston, TX. OUTPUT: one hardcore threesome for a basically nice guy, who nonetheless could not stop talking about threesomes in his interview, so I gave him a fucking threesome already. I...
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September 26, 2014
Reddit appearance: IAmA sidewalk pornographer! (27 Sept 2014, 2pm Central)
All right, my Redditor friends, on Saturday, September 27, I'm doing an IAmA session at 2pm Central (3pm Eastern). The subject will be "IAMA sidewalk pornographer who was recently photographed writing erotica on the sidewalk. I was top of r/wtf and featured on @midnight. My...
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September 26, 2014
CALL OF THE DAY: I’m not a therapist, but today I wish I were…
He really doesn't like himself. I would go so far as to say he loathes himself. He hates his fantasies, so much so that getting them out of him is major excavation work, and some days he doesn't even want to talk about them. He...
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September 24, 2014
“He will make you work for it.”
I don't know where this shit comes from, honest I don't. Another non-commissioned work, a little too brutal for the mainstream mind....
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September 23, 2014
Notes for a new lover
I guess it could be a little weird to hear about this stuff I do on the phones all day. It's not something you thought you'd ever think about, right, being in a relationship with a phone sex operator? Nobody knows who the phone sex...
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