Dammit. I don't have any hands free for my dick. His card in my file box is sparsely annotated: CD (cross-dressing) slut, toilet. Then at the bottom-left corner of the card: crackhead. I never put down drugs, or derogatory names, for that...
View MoreSMUT WHILE U WAIT, OOPS WHEN: 4 hours (9:45pm-1:45am), Oct 14, 2014. WHERE: mural fence next to the Art Market, Frenchmen Street, New Orleans. OUTPUT: 6 custom works, including a fast, rough blowjob leading to a belt-wielding smack-down; a gay three-way that...
View MoreWHEN: 6.5 hours (8:30pm-3am), Oct 11, and 4.5 hours (8:30pm-1am), Oct 12, 2014. WHERE: mural fence next to the Art Market, Frenchmen Street, New Orleans. OUTPUT: 13 custom works and one piece of microsmut over the course of two nights, including a sweet girl-on-top ride...
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I don't think even this will work...
View MoreWHEN: 5.75 hours (8:15pm-2am), Oct 9, 2014. WHERE: mural fence next to the Art Market, Frenchmen Street, New Orleans. OUTPUT: five custom works, including a sweaty softcore cowgirl scene; a strap-on getting tossed to the floor to make room for some clit-on-clit scissoring; and some...
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So THAT'S how they get their lawn so green...
View MoreWHEN: 4 hours (8pm-midnight), Oct 8, 2014. WHERE: mural fence next to the Art Market, Frenchmen Street, New Orleans. OUTPUT: one custom work, a hardcore doin'-it-standing-while-no-one's watching piece in a nightclub. (I wonder how often that particular scene actually unfolds. Some clubs get really crowded.) This...
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I've only got 2.5 minutes, but I want to spend them with YOU. One wants to hear about me sitting on his face, forcing him to snarf away at everything in that area: ass, pussy, as much piss as I feel like...
View MoreWHEN: 5.5 hours (8:30pm-2am), Oct 4, 2014. WHERE: in front of Michael's Bicycle, Frenchmen Street, New Orleans. OUTPUT: two pieces of microsmut and five full-length works, including a lazy morning blowjob; a desperate fuck in the restroom of a bar, complete with the doorknob rattling;...
View MoreWHEN: 5.5 hours (8:30pm-2am), Oct 3, 2014. WHERE: in front of Michael's Bicycle, Frenchmen Street, New Orleans. OUTPUT: one piece of microsmut and six custom works, including a quasi-spiritual beachside scene with cowgirl and crashing waves; a softcore, just-made-it-to-the-house piece where the proper gentleman becomes...
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