June 3, 2015
SMUT STAND REPORT: June 3, 2015 (Oxford)
I need to get a few staged shots of me having a shit day out at the typewriter...
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SMUT STAND REPORT: June 3, 2015 (Oxford)
June 1, 2015
TERRIBLE SEX TIPS: “10 Kinds of Sex to Have This Summer”
Just stick with the drink, don't do the damn thing...
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May 30, 2015
SMUT STAND REPORT: May 29, 2015 (Bath)
WHEN: 5.5 hours (6-11:30pm), May 29, 2015. WHERE: the Bell Inn, Bath, UK. OUTPUT: three pieces of microsmut, a custom typing job (see below), one book sale, and three half-pagers, covering everything from a kinda woo-woo gay buttsex scene (very spiritual, I assure you) to...
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May 29, 2015
SMUT STAND REPORT: May 28, 2015 (Bath)
WHEN: 5.5 hours (5:30-11pm), May 28, 2015. WHERE: the Bell Inn, Bath, UK. OUTPUT: six pieces of microsmut and four full-length (e.g. half-page) pieces, covering everything from an improbable simultaneous orgasm (the young man assured me he knew how to reliably do it) to a...
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May 27, 2015
One fine traveling day
And then I'd just stencil my URL across their haunches...
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May 26, 2015
MY LIFE IS SO LONELY AND WEIRD
This was a beautiful bed, but it's not MY beautiful bed. I was text-chatting with my Boston daddy yesterday—I get a dedicated chat with him maybe once or twice a month—and he mentioned his new car. He's very proud of it, for...
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May 15, 2015
TERRIBLE SEX TIPS: “8 orgasmic positions YOU MUST TRY”
I'm sorry, but he's totally fucking her ass in this picture. There's just no other explanation for the angles...
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May 13, 2015
BRILLIANCE, STAGE-DOOR JOHNNIES, and THE COMPLIMENTS OF STRANGERS
He approached me from a high bar stool, far stage left, behind the speakers. I hadn't seen him before the show, because I was too wound up. (Why didn't I do just one more run-through that day? Gah, LINE ANGST.) During my set, which was...
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May 7, 2015
TERRIBLE SEX TIPS: “how to role-play”
The only thing even potentially sexy about this situation is that pointer thing in her hand. This is a Terrible Role Play. I read the terrible sex-tip articles, so you don't have to. Because trust me: they're terrible. I read them for the...
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