February 27, 2014
CALL OF THE DAY: “Make me come” usually means the magic’s over
Oh, god, I'm not going to make it...
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CALL OF THE DAY: “Make me come” usually means the magic’s over
February 19, 2014
CALL OF THE DAY: one nerd’s daydream
Subtract 15 years and a whole lot of stubble, and this might be something close to "Scooter." He did a spree of long calls with me over four years ago, but nothing since, so of course he doesn't remember me. I think...
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February 10, 2014
ASK A PHONE WHORE: How can you accept money for taking these terrible calls?
ASK A PHONE WHORE is a semi-regular feature, appearing whenever I get a good question. Anything you want to know about my phone work, ask away! Make sure to read through the archives here to see if I’ve already addressed your question in a previous...
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February 3, 2014
CALL OF THE DAY: making a meth user come
A new guy, but not a brand-new-to-the-company new guy, as I have cause to be grateful for when the dispatcher fills me in: he wants a party girl, "someone who does ice." Does what? "Meth." What the...
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January 28, 2014
ASK A PHONE WHORE: what are you wearing?
ASK A PHONE WHORE is a semi-regular feature, appearing whenever I get a good question. Anything you want to know about my phone work, ask away! Make sure to read through the archives here to see if I've already addressed your question in a previous...
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January 4, 2014
ASK A PHONE WHORE: do you ever get callers who just want to talk?
ASK A PHONE WHORE is a semi-regular feature, appearing whenever I get a good question. Anything you want to know about my phone work, ask away! Make sure to read through the archives here to see if I've already addressed your question in a previous...
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December 22, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: you try singing “Feliz Navidad” around someone’s dick
I can't find the bustier he was talking about, but this is pretty cute...
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December 17, 2013
CALL OF THE DAY: being a real-life accomplice
The one call that I hated the most, over my nearly five years in phone work so far, involved a man calling in with his wife, and pressing her to get it on with me. I was so angry at him, for asking me to...
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