I wish my callers would come out and dance in the awkward, glorious sunlight of their desires. Last night I was at a dinner party at a friend's, someone who is really chill with me using her landline to receive calls while...
View MoreI hate myself for wanting this, and I hate you for giving it to me. It started out a normal, nothing-special, 10-minute call. He wanted an older girl with big tits. That would be me. I found his card, and scanned it...
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Exactly. People have asked me before, have I ever, you know, enjoyed myself while doing a call, and I say that I haven't. Well, that's a lie. I masturbated once. It totally worked, at least for a little bit. And sadly, it...
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If you want any of this in oxblood, it'll cost 10 times as much...
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DISCLAIMER: I don't watch that many movies in movie theaters. The screens and lights and noise overwhelm me, and I usually end up in less than optimal seats, and it really has gotten quite expensive since I stopped going to movies regularly, I don't know,...
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A symbol of Everything Bad and Wrong with Kink. (Plus it'll probably break after 30 lashes, but he's rich, so he can just buy more when it breaks.) (SPOILER ALERT) I just got back from watching the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Yep....
View MoreMy traveling style doesn't look nearly this tidy. Or trendy. I like to think I've gotten better at this over time, this touring thing, but every year it's the same damn thing. I'm puttering along in the slow lane, same pajamas for...
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Bite-sized! These tiny-penis guys. I don't get it. I mean, I get it in the ways that matter. I get that these calls are probably not grounded in reality, for starters. The guy I talked to yesterday, to help jump-start his usual two-girl,...
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You can't jump "a little bit." You can only scoot closer to the edge. I may be burning out. I can't tell. I mean, I'm definitely hating on phone work right now, but I can't tell if it's situational, because I'm in the...
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